i do not want to take a bath! i know you don’t, but your mommy asked me to give you a bath, and i am just trying to follow what she wants. i want mommy! mommy’s at work right now, but she will be home so so soon and will be so happy that you took a bath. i hate you! i won’t take a bath! can you please come out from behind the toilet? no, i don’t want to! i want mommy! i know. if you take a bath, we can eat nerds and have ipad time when you are done. i don’t like you! you’re the meanest babysitter ever! i won’t make you take a bath, but i’m sure it is what your mommy would want. you don’t have to like me; i am just here to keep you safe. i don’t want you here. i really want mommy but 

 

mommy does not want me. 

 

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do you want to eat nerds in the bathtub?

 

mmhmmm.